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hi-vivienne replied to your post: Dear Fellow Filipinos

#SWAG

Viv my beyatch…you dont text me anymore

What the fuck does swagapino even fucking mean? Sure illipino makes sense, filipino and the word ill, yeah that’s fucking adorable. But what the fuck is Swagapino? Now you’re just gluing words together

Dear Fellow Filipinos

Shut the fuck up with the fucking swag/illipino or whatever you punk bitches are saying…..straight up fucking embarrassing the rest of us

Dude Quantum of Solace is on Syfy! YESSS! Olga Kurylenko has to be one of the hottest bond girls of all time

"I am just eating my two favorite things at that same time, strawberries and ham"

Eric Andre Show

Seeking a friend for the in the world looks like a good movie

When someone calls you when you don’t want to talk, but you answer anyway

I don’t get this girl…like we used to text each other everyday. It’s the summer time and to be honest I got kind of lazy. I would reply to her in a couple of hours and she did the same to me. So two days ago was the first time I didn’t text her. Yesterday she hits me up on facebook, so I IM her back. And I text her this morning and has yet to respond…..I wonder if she was just leading me on or something….ether I ain’t wanting no relationship but still………………………we used to talk everyday, now nothing

I can never find the toilet in the bathroom, so I just piss and shit in the sink. My parents hate their son

Korean words look like fucking alien hieroglyphics when you’re stoned  

If you can’t find it on google, it doesn’t exist